Irony walks the streets

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Protesters for Global Warming!
In a shocking discovery yesterday scientists at a laboratory in Australia have noted that the ozone above their continent has undergone a sudden depletion. They predict now that temperatures will rise dramatically in the next couple of months by up to 3 degrees in response to the massive damage done to their piece of the atmosphere. What was shocking about this discovery is that the ozone depletion took place primarily over areas where protesters walked by the thousands to warn the government of the dangers of global warming.
Tests run today have confirmed that the excess carbon dioxide expelled by thousands of protesters due to extended walking has filled the atmosphere and could easily spell the doom of our mates in the outback. Some scientists are predicting that unless Australians immediately act to sit on their arses all day watching TV for the next 2 months, they could very easily be facing extinction within the next 2 years.
In other news, 3 of the more fanatical protesters, upon hearing the news of the fallout from their religious gathering, decided to suffocate themselves today to cease the "unintentional war we're waging on our atmosphere, brought about by our own traitorous lungs". When told about the 3 suicides, local police muttered condolences but had to restrain their laughter so that still-living fanatics wouldn't attack them for expelling excess breath.
A lab in Australia is now working on a 5 million dollar research project that will attach filters to the mouths of all humans which will convert carbon dioxide into harmless gases.